Tuesday, September 20, 2011
The Hair
A man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken soup. "What's this?!?!?" he screams! "There's a pussy hair in my soup! I'm not payin' for it!" and he storms out... The waitress gets very upset at this and follows him out and sees him go to the whorehouse across the street. He pays the madam and retires to a room with a lovely blonde and goes down on her with gusto. The waitress bursts in and says, "You complain about a hair in your soup and then come over here and do THIS!???" the waitress yells. He lifts his head, turns to her and says, "Yeah!... and if I find a noodle in here, I ain't payin' for it EITHER!!!!!"
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6 comments:
It's nice to know we have a court jester now, Jess! I remember you once saying if you can't invert at least one frown a day there's no point in getting up. Thank you for the hairy joke! ;)
Hey there, Jess! Thanks for the har-har of the hair share! =)
Oh, how raunchy. I love a great sense of humor. Weren't you Jessajester on another site?
LOL A little comedy relief is always a welcome thing! :)
Welcome, Jess. This joke cracked me up. It also brought a chuckle being as it's directly above the nose art post. Made me scoosh to the john to trim a few, well, 'less than artistic' nose hairs! ;) roflmao
Thank you everyone! Lady S you have a good memory. Dare I say it? (like an elephants) lol
Hi Beth. Suzanne you were close. It was JessaJoker, which I just switched back to since realizing a few remember me as that. Thank you, Mara. And Daryl, TMI, TMI, TMI!!! Kudo's though, on the witty nose/hair correlation! *grins.
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