Swing Shift
Incident Report – Wednesday - 1430 hrs – 12 Oct 2011
Unidentified male wearing a Darylicious shirt reported further false advertising in the vicinity of Chatterotica, Cyberspacia. Complainant offered to give the desk sergeant critical wardrobe tips in exchange for swift resolution. Officer’s Dunkin & Donut were dispatched to investigate whether waffles are actually served a half mile due north of a second beach sign now identified as the first beach sign in connection to an earlier incident reported on morning shift.
1500 hours - Officer’s Dunkin & Donut returned with a witness in tow stating she was willing to testify she eats waffles in that locale every single day and had in fact just dined on an entire stack of them. The potential witness was turned over to Officer Letz Findout.
1510 hours - Officer Letz Findout reported the outdated Beach Patrol Unit Lie Detector equipment was inoperable and would be conducting an exam using a borrowed X-ray machine from TSA.
1530 hours - The following irrefutable evidence was submitted. No waffles.
As a result, a second all points bulletin was issued to bring in a person of interest, MaryMae BeAfibber, for questioning.
Incident Report – Wednesday - 1430 hrs – 12 Oct 2011
Unidentified male wearing a Darylicious shirt reported further false advertising in the vicinity of Chatterotica, Cyberspacia. Complainant offered to give the desk sergeant critical wardrobe tips in exchange for swift resolution. Officer’s Dunkin & Donut were dispatched to investigate whether waffles are actually served a half mile due north of a second beach sign now identified as the first beach sign in connection to an earlier incident reported on morning shift.
1500 hours - Officer’s Dunkin & Donut returned with a witness in tow stating she was willing to testify she eats waffles in that locale every single day and had in fact just dined on an entire stack of them. The potential witness was turned over to Officer Letz Findout.
1510 hours - Officer Letz Findout reported the outdated Beach Patrol Unit Lie Detector equipment was inoperable and would be conducting an exam using a borrowed X-ray machine from TSA.
1530 hours - The following irrefutable evidence was submitted. No waffles.
As a result, a second all points bulletin was issued to bring in a person of interest, MaryMae BeAfibber, for questioning.
4 comments:
What lighthearted fun! The TSA x-ray part is hysterical. Loving the storyline and characters involved. (those in-house & out) Thanks for the laughter, Camille. It's been a rough day for me so I needed this! :)
These are funny Camille. I enjoyed both blotters! :)
LOL
Too cute! :)
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