Chatterotica: Square Dance Rap (for Mary)

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Square Dance Rap (for Mary)

Posted by Anonymous at 1:01 AM

I'm excited we have 2 cowgirls now!! jessthought I'd welcome you by sharing the Square Dance rap! The lyrics in it are pretty funny if you catch them all. =)

9 comments:

Soulstar said...: This song made me laugh, Jess; I haven't heard it for a long while. You should know though that Mary travels and may not visit very often. I'll try to make up for that by posting random cowgirl photos for you. :); September 28, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Mary said...: hehe am back giggling along with the video !!!! Going back to my ablums to find the rodeo photos of earlier this year.; September 28, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh good, I'll leave my hat on and give the two of you a whirl across the dancefloor! I don't claim to be a real cowgirl but I sure love my boots and enjoy the hell out of country & western dancing with women! ;)

This is a fun, fun, song Jess, thanks!; September 28, 2011 at 3:34 PM
Pearlescent said...: umm, I'm not really a dancer but take instruction very well if any of the hatted three would like to teach me a thing or two... ;); September 28, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Anonymous said...: Wow, we already need an accountant; JENNY!!! C’mere for a numbers crunch session! Which [3] “hatted one’s,” Pearl? There’s Sally, Camille, & Mary (with countrified hats) then there’s Dahlia’s dark floppy looking thing, plus kimmie’s camouflaged heavy metal helmet, and Amy’s pull-a-rabbit-out-magic-trick top hat, and what am I, chopped liver? I’m wearing one, too, girly-girl! Sounds like a magnificent seven to me. LOL

*trudges off to think what I might teach her... jessincase.

Oh, and Sally? If that's the outfit you're wearing, I volunteer to dance with you anyyytime! =); September 28, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Dionysian Dahlia said...: Sal, I believe there's something extremely commendable about a woman comfortable enough to just wear the bare essentials...

Jess, *coughs. I'm frightfully impressed at your rather eloquent description "Dahlia's dark, floppy looking thing," and even more amazed by your uncanny power of what appears to be impossible observation. I've spent a great deal of time intensely examining those footprints in the sand and there's no hat on Mary. In fact, there's not even a Mary with a head to place one on. So my question is this: How did you come up with a total of seven hats?; September 28, 2011 at 8:59 PM
Anonymous said...: Guffaw! Jokesters can’t be tagged with any sense of fashionable correctness, DD, but I do apologize if your refined attire was offended. To answer your question, I must out myself as a semi-professional lurker. I’ve seen Mary wearing her cowgirl hat over at the Girl’s Coffee Shop. I haven’t met a “hatted one” yet who leaves it on 24/7, so jesscuz she took it offfff a spell, don’t mean it doesn’t count! So there! ruHappy now? =)

*walks off mumbling don’t even get me started on Hattie Mae…; September 28, 2011 at 9:37 PM
tea4two said...: Oh how funnny. Hearing the song and reading everyone's comments too! :) I need to listen to this again. I was laughing so hard I know I had to have missed some of the words.; September 28, 2011 at 11:07 PM
Anonymous said...: hahaha I remember line dancing to this song when we were stationed overseas! God we were so drunkkk on Ouuuuzo... LOL; September 29, 2011 at 2:27 PM